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Guitars don’t get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don’t have parents.
Guitars don’t whine… unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don’t care how many other Guitars you’ve played
Guitars don’t care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don’t care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don’t care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar”
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don’t have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don’t care if you’re late.
Guitars don’t get headaches.
You don’t have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn’t look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it,
Last but definitely not least
If you decide to trade in your old Guitar, You don’t have to give up everything you own